This is How You Know You're Old

In light of my recent 30th birthday, here's what constitutes one as being old.


1.  You prefer NPR to the music on the radio.

2.  You avoid fast food because you just don't have the metabolism for it anymore.

3.  You've found multiple gray hairs.

4.  You start using wrinkle cream because of said gray hairs.

5.  The conversations of college kids boggle your mind.

6.  You make a list of things demonstrating how old you are.